Sitting, sitting, bum is paining…

I believe that we’re all familiar
With the situation I’ll be describing
Not too sure however about
The remedy I’ll be prescribing
Not sure in fact if remedy there is any
When sitting begets us only
Aches n pains in our sweet fanny!

Sitting, sitting, bum is paining
And no amount of ‘sit down’ training
Is going to make this inactive bum
Go tara rum pum pum pum pum!

Remember when in school three periods
Continuous, of English, Sanskrit and Math
Concentrating, trying to answer question
To avoid the watchful teacher’s wrath
Eyes watering, trying to subdue overwhelming yawns
Surreptitiously shifting from one to another cheek
Dying to be outside in the lush, verdant lawns!

Sitting, sitting, bum is paining
And no amount of ‘sit-down’ training
Is going to make this static bum
Go bum chic bum, chik bum bum!

Getting married is a joy they say
The bride and the groom are ecstatic
But the hours of ‘seated’ punishment before
You would think you’d turned Jurassic
Perched on those ‘thrones’, with stiff smiles
Then before the fire on the ground,
Says the ass “I think, I’ve got the ruddy piles!”

Sitting, sitting, bum is paining
And no amount of ‘sit down’ training
Is going to make this motionless bum
Go tra la la, tum tum, pum pum!

The worst situation is in office I say
Growing roots on your chair before the comp
The days are a far and distant dream when
Your pals ‘n you would go for a romp
Yawn away darlin’, but there’s one thing for sure
Your backside’s growin’ extremely BIG,
It aint sexy and cute and pert no more!

Sitting, sitting, bum is paining
And no amount of ‘sitting’ training
Is going to make this inert bum
Go Ha! Ha! Ha! Tum! Tum! TUM!